Every dog (mostly Golden Retrievers) in this video whose human carried them down a mall escalator!
The only real reason to go to a mall nowadays is for Hot Dog on a Stick and to sit back with a Hot Dog on a Stick and boxed wine in a flask while watching all the messes get their nerves twisted as they frantically shop for discount Black Friday crap they could easily get for cheaper online. But a mall in Brazil came up with a reason to go to a gross mall: a stairway to PUPPEH heaven!
A mall in João Pessoa, Paraíba has a tradition where they let humans brings their dogs in for the day. “Dogs are allowed in the mall for only one day? How cute,” thought everyone who has certified their pooch as an emotional support animal online so that they can bring their dog anywhere anytime. The doggy day at the mall was filled with many Golden Retrievers, because a local Golden Retrievers group organized a meet up there.
Escalators can be death traps for any living thing and dogs sense this, so many of them avoid stepping onto an escalator in the same way I avoid stepping out of my apartment. So their humans had to carry them down. The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and Rose Parade, who?! My favorite holiday parade is the escalator parade of adorable balls of fluff in fancy clothes.
So there’s a wonderful place in Brazil where a hot Brazilian carries a Golden Retriever in bows down an escalator at a mall? Excuse me while I add “plane ticket to the airport nearest to João Pessoa” and “Golden Retriever costume” to my list of Black Friday deals to look for.