Afternoon Crumbs

November 21, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K

Michael B. Jordan admitted to Ellen DeGeneres and Chrissy Teigen that sliding into his DMs may lead to him sliding his DM (dick member) into you. He follows 547 accounts, including Cinnabon, so expect for Twitter to combust from all 547 of those accounts shoving themselves into his DMs for a chance for him to shove it into them. You know that shameless slut Cinnabon is gonna be the first and tell him that they want him to frost their buns – Lainey Gossip

Danny Roberts, the hot one from Real World: New Orleans who was dating the military guy, has come out about living with HIV – Towleroad

Chloe Grace Moretz is giving you baggy business woman messiness – Popoholic

Memaw coochies are going to be extra dry for a while because Joe Perry is taking a break to rest – SOW

Rita Ora continued to be the fashion icon of our time by wearing vintage Contempo Casuals – Drunken Stepfather

Eaten: My soul has been by this picture – Reality Tea

Ariana Grande posted pictures from the set of the Legally Blonde-themed video for thank u, next, and basics everywhere are going to be pissed they didn’t think to dress up like Elle Woods’ feather pen for Halloween – Hollywood Tuna

Um, I don’t know why everyone is pissed when Jennifer Lawrence kissed Édgar Ramírez in a movie and Édgar Ramírez is Venezuelan, and that practically makes her Mexican, graciasverymuch – Celebitchy

I’m pretty sure that headline should read: Madame Tussauds in Beijing reveals their newest Brad Pitt wax figure – Just Jared

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