Night Crumbs
The random couple that The Voice burped up, Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani, are still a thing and they declared the real war on Christmas by releasing the video for the Christmas song she put out a year ago. If that unholy song ever plays when you’re in a store and it causes you to snap, breaking all sorts of shit, and you’re arrested for vandalism, just tell the judge, “Your honor, that Blake and Gwen Christmas song was playing.” The judge should dismiss all charges against you and instead charge the store for ear assault – Lainey GossipĀ
In case you need a palate cleanser from the ChristMESS song in the link above – Towleroad
A PUPPEH!!!!!!!! (Oh yeah and Olivia Munn too) – Popoholic
If you squint you can almost see the Fix-A-Flat logo on Farrah Abraham’s ass – Drunken Stepfather
Another royal wedding might be upon us thanks to Princess Beatrice possibly being royally dickmatized – Celebitchy
There’s a lot of pillows in this picture and that doesn’t include Elizabeth Hurley’s chest pillows. And I’m sorry for writing “chest pillows” – Hollywood Tuna
Piers Morgan is acting like an overused butt plug for attention again. Groundbreaking. – Pajiba
Brandi Glanville screamed at a dude trying to break into her Range Rover, and surprisingly she didn’t slap the thief down like he was Lisa Vanderpump – Reality Tea
Today in “Everybody is in the Cats movie” – Just JaredĀ
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