World class concert violinist Caroline Campbell is getting a taste of Hollywood-sized notoriety, whether she wants it or not. Her ex-husband, Robot Burger Man aka John Miller, is dating Jennifer Garner and the details of John and Caroline’s divorce are now part of the public record. And while Caroline may not have been paying close attention to that record, the tabloids were. That’s how she wound up learning her divorce had been finalized by reading about it on the internet.
According to Us Weekly, Caroline was playing her fiddle at a tour stop in Texas when she found out that her divorce had been finalized and posted her surprise on Instagram (she’s since deleted the post). Here’s what she had to say:
“Performed tonight in Texas with the always incredible and charismatic @chrisbottimusic and oh, apparently my divorce is finalized,” the violinist, 38, wrote on Friday, November 16. “I just found out on the internet.. Lol!! Tomorrow night we play Dallas – can’t wait!!”
Caroline doesn’t seem butt hurt by the news, but she probably never expected to be reading about it online. And she probably never expected her comments about it to be the basis of an Us Weekly headline either. And it’s not just Us Weekly all up in her business now, Radar is reporting the details of their divorce settlement which include the fact that she’s not getting any spousal support (and neither is he). The two will share custody of their 2 kids, who are 12 and 10. John is paying child support and will pay for their educations through the age of 30. Caroline will pay for “their education in music and other creative arts”. They filed their divorce papers in 2014 after 13 years of marriage.
Caroline probably never expected rando internet writers to be digging through her Instagram history either, but here we are. The only thing of interest other than the fact that Caroline is supremely talented, is that her daughter is named Violet, just like Jen and Ben’s daughter. That’s kind of weird! I also peeped that Caroline seems to have a boyfriend too, one she’s posed publicly with since January, so I hope nobody’s trying to paint her as a chump.
So no scandal detected! Unless she’s cheating on her boyfriend (who looks just like her ex) with this sweaty cello beast! In which case, get it girl!