October’s Hot Slut Of The Month Is….

November 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Everyone bow down and throw a McDonald’s hamburger at the paws of the Oklahoma City Princess of Scamming and our current reigning Queen of Hot Sluts, Princess Reyes!

Princess Reyes is the adorable con artist who stole the hearts of the internet by stealing hamburgers from McDonald’s customers who thought she was a starving stray. Princess’ human, Betsy Reyes, caught her grifting ass dog at a McDonald’s drive-thru pretending to be homeless so that people would take pity upon her and give her food. It was a perfect scam until Betsy exposed a bitch! But Betsy blowing up Princess’ game has led to her getting internet fame and winning the illustrious title of HSOTM.

In October’s HSOTM showdown, Princess was up against a trio of nostalgia, but easily took them down. Princess got a whopping 64% of the votes. Her rivals, Five Alive punch (13% of the votes), Rainbow Flip-Flops (12%), and Keebler Tato Skins (11%) didn’t even come close to touching her. If Dlisted’s budget wasn’t worth an alleyway used condom, we’d get her a crown worthy of her brilliance. One that would go perfectly with the McDonald’s GPS choker that Ronald gifted her with:

Princess is our 11th HSOTM, and will go on to the finals in January. Thanks to all who voted!

Pic: Betsy Reyes/Facebook

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