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November 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Digger The Dog!

Digger The Dog is definitely a candidate for RuPaul’s Wait, What Did You Just Fucking Call Me? Hall Of Shame, but alongside, Sherlock Holmes, Poirot, Nancy Drew, Columbo, and Detective La Toya, he’s also one of the greatest detectives in history. But unlike those others, he hasn’t gotten much credit for his impeccable and flawless detective skills. Like I’m pretty sure Digger The Dog was the investigator who uncovered the truth about Watergate, and does he get credit for that?!

Long before Detective La Toya was getting to the bottom of EVERYTHING, Digger The Dog was getting to the bottom of EVERYTHING. A toy company named Romper Room created Digger The Dog in the 1970s. He was a plastic toy dog in a jaunty Sherlock hat on wheels who’d sniff the ground for clues as his human pushed him. I wasn’t around when Digger The Dog was sniffing around the toy stroll, but if you were, then there’s a chance his theme song is still digging inside the deep parts of your brain. And I don’t need Digger The Dog to dig up the fact that everyone from postal workers to kids walking their dogs brought THE GLAMOUR in the 1970s.

As for what became of Digger The Detective Dog, you can still find the 70s one on eBay, and Playskool sells an ugly updated version of him. And I’ve heard that Digger The Dog is still sniffing the cobblestone streets for clues, and is in fact Robert Mueller’s mentor and his unofficial right hand in the Russia investigation. True story.

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