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November 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Jack In The Box Frings!

Sometime in the late-70s, I’m guessing that a genius working for Jack In The Box came up with a highly innovative way to use the french fries and onion rings leftover at the end of the night. Jack In The Box decided to bring french fries and onion rings together with FRINGS! You would think that a gourmet delicacy that brings together french fries and onion rings and is called FRINGS would be something like a french fry slathered in onion ring batter and deep fried, or a deep fried onion shaped like a french fry, but they came up with something more mind-blowing and inventive.

FRINGS was a bag filled with french fries AND onion rings. How Jack In The Box didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979 for bringing french fries and onion rings together IS beyond. The commercial for Frings showed that getting Fringed (which kind of sounds like the act of some trick fingering you with their rings on) would turn you into a peppy business woman who didn’t need glasses anymore or a suburban pimp.

I guess the lure of being turned into a knock-off Shelley Long or a knock-off bro version of Elton John wasn’t strong enough to sell Frings. Jack In The Box took them off the menu in the early-80s. Sure, you could ask for a little bit of onion rings and french fries, or order both and mix them together, but that’s just too much work. Who has the time?!

Burger King has the same thing on their secret menu nowadays, but Jack In The Box will always be remembered as the Frings pioneer. Those of us who love to grab a fry and stick it in an onion ring hole while making orgasm sounds salute Jack In The Box, because they were thinking of us!

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