Open Post: Hosted By The Baby Swan That Cracked Out Of Björk’s 2001 Oscar Egg
At the 2001 Oscars, Björk laid a swan egg on the red carpet. The baby swan in that egg is now grown up and looks like this. Feel old yet?
Fresh off from causing eyes to barf up black glitter by dressing in gothic caterpillar nun drag at the Paris premiere of Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald, Extra Miller caused eyes to barf up silver glitter by dressing in punk rock alien bird drag at the London premiere of that same movie last night. They tell me that Ezra is dressed up like Hedwig the white owl from the Harry Potter movies. They also tell me that the smudged words scrawled on his palms is Avada Kedavra, one of the three Unforgivable Curses from that Harry Potter shit. I’m no Harry Potter nerd so all of that means nothing to me.
To me, Ezra is serving up The Crystal Enchantress of the Ice (aka Johnny Weir) who’s got a Robert Smith look-alike contest to participate in at 8:30 and a holiday party to get to at 9:00. Or he looks like Tilda Swinton on her way to Whole Foods in a casual ensemble after scrawling her grocery list on her palms in her native alien language. Either or.
Here’s more of Ezra looking like a unicorn farted in his eyes at last night’s premiere. I threw in pictures of Jude Law in Adrien Brody cosplay, an embalmed Johnny Depp looking thrilled to be there, and others. Again, I don’t know why Ezra’s castmates even bother showing up when they know very well he’s going to show them up in the glamour department.
Pics: Wenn.com