When you’re a professional fame whore/mistake child you know how to squeeze all the attention you can out of any given moment of exposure. Blac Chyna is well-versed in this art and after yesterday’s reporting about Rob Kardashian trying to get out of paying her child support, she knew that she could get herself an extra twenty minutes of people clicking her social media posts if she kept talking about it. Because all well-meaning mothers want to bring up their child support issues in the public domain so that their friends and family can all know about it and their child can one day see the headlines in the future. Looks like Blac Chyna really was planning on becoming a soul-sucking media-mom Kardashian, huh?
Page Six is reporting that Chyna saw that Rob was trying to pay her less money, because apparently she makes too much, and so she did the smartest thing possible when you’re trying to not have to pay money to someone who is claiming you make more than they do: she got on Instagram to show off her expensive cars. Yeah, you’d think it would be smarter for her to act like she can’t afford gas and Rob needs to pay her for it, but Blac Chyna thinks outside the collagen-infused box. She posted the following to Instagram:
So a few questions: didn’t Rob say that Chyna can afford things without him? So isn’t that not a lie? If she’s posting about how she can afford these expensive-ass cars with “No Help !!!”? Second: she literally is showing the courts that she can afford a Ferrari and two Bentleys with “No Child Support !!!”. Is that not the opposite of what she’s trying to accomplish? Does this trick want respect or child support checks? Because realistically at this point, take the money, girl. You’ve dated two fetuses recently and actually wanted to sacrifice a virgin in the name of Satan AKA become a Kardashian: respect has been out the window.
Chyna also had her lawyer, Lisa Bloom give out a statement on the whole matter. She says that Rob has:
“…deliberately retreated from social media to reduce his income so that he can pay less child support… Poor little rich boy. What kind of father doesn’t want to support his own baby?”
Is she saying “Poor little rich boy” when her client is literally posting Instagrams of $200, 000 cars? The delusion is strong in these ones.
Stay tuned for Rob to follow up Chyna’s “clapback” with a “clapback” of his own. If he’s smart he won’t act like Chyna and post a video to social media of him depositing his sisters’ cash into his own back account while listening to “Bodak Yellow”. If he’s smart he’ll shut down his sock webpage and replace it with a link to a GoFundMe. “Help me pay my baby mama child support, since my bitch sisters won’t give me their money” he can call it. Or Rob could just get back to work, AKA get an ass implant installed, his lips puffed like balloons and start getting cheated on. The Kardashian family values!