Night Crumbs

If Henry Cavill’s luscious primetime soap opera star circa 1991 hair continues to grow, Kit Harington will fall into a puddle of sadness over being shown up in the curly hair game like that, and then he’ll do something drastic like take a pair of clippers to his mane and chop it all off. And if that happens, every bottle of curl-enhancing gel will combust, and it’ll all be Henry’s fault! – Lainey Gossip 

John Oliver took on the Acting Attorney General’s butt jeans, and your ears are probably about to take on some brain bleach because you’ll want to pour Clorox into them to rid your mind of that image – Towleroad

Even Rita Ora looks bored about her nipple knobs making an appearance again in paparazzi pictures – (NSFWish) Drunken Stepfather

Danielle Staub may be joining her fellow HouseMesses in the Kicked Out Her House Club, only this time it’s not because of foreclosure – Reality Tea

Depending on my mood, I’d either tip the child for the free leg waxing or I’d be escorted off the plane for going off on the kid – Pajiba

When you want to dress like a Carrington, but you’re on a budget – Popoholic

FYI: JoAnna Garcia Swisher and her husband bone in the shower a lot – Celebitchy

Ew. – Hollywood Tuna

Sandra Bullock has donated $100,000 to helping furry victims of the California wildfires – Just Jared

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