The American listeners who went hunting in supermarket aisles for Primo Pizza Squeeze and came up empty deserve an apology from me, so this episode starts off with that. Once I try to right that wrong, Allison and I talk about Victoria’s secret hatred of putting transgender and plus-size models in her fashion shows, Alicia Silverstone’s vegan super child, and Michael C. Hall’s fluid sexuality. We also talk about scat parties at Taco Bell, Duchess Meghan’s new diva reputation by the tabloids, Jaden Smith declaring Tyler The Creator his boyfriend, and Chris Pine’s peen… because we can never get enough of that, obviously.
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