Who Is October’s Hot Slut Of The Month?

November 9, 2018 / Posted by:

Since some of you are still tinging at the fingers over voting on Tuesday (and if you’re in Georgia, then your fingers are probably tingling something extra over a possible runoff), so why not put those fingers to use some more by voting in another HIGHLY IMPORTANT election (/sarcasm).

Our 10th Hot Slut of the Month battle royale is filled with nostalgia, and it comes down to three legends from the past, and one current legend (a grifting legend, to be specific). As always, the first three HSOTM finalists got the most Facebook likes for the month, and the fourth was picked by me. I, of course, picked Princess Reyes, because like those people she grifted at McDonald’s, I just can’t say no to an adorable scammer. Your choices for October are:

Five Alive, the citrus punch from the olden-times that was some thirst-quenching meth for the soul.

The Rainbow Flip-Flops from the 70s and 80s, the gay pride parade for your feet that also killed feet.

Keebler Tato Skins, the potato-flavored cardboard discs from the 80s that some people still dream of.

Princess Reyes, the Joanne the Scammer of Oklahoma City who has grifted McDonald’s customers into thinking she’s a stray so they’ll give her a hamburger.

Voting is below. The winning HSOTM will be announced next Friday!


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