Night Crumbs

Finally, the serious film journalists over at HuffPo have done a detailed review of Chris Pine’s peen in Netflix’s Outlaw King. But the review didn’t say if  Chris’ peen is wearing a badass metal hood like the one in that picture above, or how many veins it’s got, or approximately how long is it, or if it could pin down Michael Fassbender’s peen in a wrasslin’ match or not. And they call themselves journalists! – Towleroad

I was going to awwww over these two hobos in love, but I’m too busy heaving over FKA Twigs’ ugly shoes from the depths of 90s hell – Lainey Gossip 

If Bella Thorne was going for “cracked out Gremlin lot lizard,” she took it too far! Dial it back, girl – Drunken Stepfather

And now I really want some vanilla chocolate chip ice cream – Popoholic

Porsha Williams is out of the hospital and is feeling well enough to use her fingers to thank the well-wishers – Reality Tea

The day Duchess Meghan actually takes the royal baby on the subway is the day that Morrissey is seen buying a load of I Heart THE QUEEN merchandise at a gift shop near Buckingham Palace  – Celebitchy

Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade are parents to a baby girl now – SOW

Chihuahua? To me that looks more like Owen Wilson after shape-shifting into a weird-looking cat – Pajiba

Only now?! – Hollywood Tuna 

Expected Donald Trump take a break from his busy schedule of tweeting to tweet about how Kathy Griffin’s failed love life now matches her failed career – Just Jared

Pic: Netflix