Night Crumbs
Before today’s election, Barbra Streisand got together with GLAAD to robocall the LGBTQ community to get them to vote. So if you’re a gay person who got robocalled by Babs and didn’t vote, Grindr will crash every time you try to open it, the new Robyn album will lag and skip when you try to stream it, and The Golden Girls will no longer be available on Hulu for you. Babs got your gay number, hussy! – Towleroad
What in coked up toddler at a disco HELL is Shailene Woodley wearing? – Lainey Gossip
What in tire bustier meets background curtain at a drag show HELL is Rachel McAdams wearing? – Popoholic
Axl Rose is woke now – Pajiba
The hot bloated douche from Vanderpump Rules (I know, I really narrowed it down) is ready to spawn – Reality Tea
“Pfft, amateurs!” – Charo – Celebitchy
Russell Crowe as Roger Ailes is giving me grandpa Peter Griffin instead – Just JaredĀ
Stop me if you’ve heard the one about the gay conversion therapist who got caught trolling for man ass on the internet – Boy Culture
Jezebel did a profile on Dlisted and the current landscape of gossip blogs, and it’s truly an honor for my eye to be graced by Pamela Anderson’s titty bowls – Jezebel
Pic: Wenn.com