Do I need to write anything more? Simply seeing that Lindsay Lohan was present in attendance should be all the evidence you need that the MTV European Music Awards were a very high-end event. The MTV EMAs were held last night in Spain, and it’s got to be a big, important night if it’s able to drag Lindsay Lohan away from her various Greek beach clubs. But of course Lindsay was there. You can’t think of the word Europe without thinking of Lindsay Lohan. That’s because she’s tried on pretty much every accent found in Europe at one time or another. As for her dress, she looks like a Eurodisco groupie named Svetlana who can’t stay long, because she’s got to pick up her pet serval from DJ Lazer Anus (they share custody).
Moving on to Hailee Steinfeld, whose Armani Prive dress makes her look like the lead singer of a pop group called Vaginesqué.
Spanish singer Rosalia wore an outfit by designer María Escoté. Her outfit reminds me of every figure skating costume I wore as a kid that was supposed to be one thing, but was totally used as another. “You’re a beautiful flower, here’s your costume! No, it’s not an old jellyfish costume from the year we put on The Little Mermaid On Ice, stop asking questions.”
And finally, Chloe Ferry from Geordie Shore who wore a jumpsuit by designer Ladore by Laura. That information was a surprise to me, because I immediately assumed her jumpsuit was created from head-to-toe by visiting aliens who tried to recreate Mariah Carey for $20 using a 3D printer and a single low-resolution picture as reference.
Here’s the rest of the MTV EMAs pink carpet.