Open Post: Hosted By This Squirrel In A “Scream” Mask

November 3, 2018 / Posted by:

Halloween (or Slut-O-Ween for you hot sluts and Hallo-qween for you hot gay sluts) has come and gone and it’s time to put your slutty garbage collector and whorish driver’s ed instructor costumes to rest until next October. But there’s one last fright to foist on you as you roll your eyes at all the Christmas decorations that ARE ALREADY UP IN STORES. It’s this squirrel in a Ghostface mask from Scream! BoingBoing brings us this squirrel feeder that some maniac made to allow your bushy-tailed neighbor to become a crazed serial killer right outside your window.

The most terrifying part of this post isn’t that squirrel making like he’s about to chase Neve Campbell all over Woodsboro. It’s the fact that there’s an legit Instagram hashtag called “#squirrelsofinstagram” that has over 335,000 posts! That’s what I’m being for Hallo-qween next year. The 335,000 #squirrelsofinstagram posts! That outfit will cause everyone to piss their trampy costumes out of terror!

Pic: Instagram

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