Antoni Porowski is newly single (or is he?) in some throwback tighty whities! Queer Eye’s food and wine guy isn’t really known for his food or wine advice as much as he is for baring nip and giving me a reason to hide my phone when I’m scrolling through Instagram on the subway ride home. Because Halloween is the one day out of the year for THOTs to get away with their, uh, THOTtiness (?), Netflix decided to have Antoni play Patrick Bateman from American Psycho to show he’s TOTALLY self-aware, you mean people of the Internet!
HuffPo notes the parallels of how Antoni might be an American Psycho given the exhaustive beauty and fitness regimen Patrick adheres to in the book and movie and what Antoni must for each of his daily uploads to social media. Alas, he has to show he’s totally in on the joke, so he squawks at all of us who said “Da FUQ is that guacamole recipe?” by claiming Greek yogurt is also used in his moisturizer. In the spirit of Halloween, Antoni also warns us:
“I don’t care whether they like what I cook or not. They’ll eat it if they know what’s good for them!”
Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do, Antoni? Pelt us with one of your avocados?!