Ramona And Mario Singer Of “The Real Housewives Of New York City” Might Be Back Together
When Real Housewives Of New York City first began, it was douse in heaps of “Who da fuq these people think they are?” On the one hand, you had this humble, obvi-less-rich-than-the-rest aspiring baker with a penchant for sarcasm named Bethenny Frankel (*cue* “The Way We Were”)…but then you had odd ducks like then-still-a Countess Luann De Lesseps barking out etiquette orders at her kids and ginger terror Jill Zarin. Then there was/is Ramona and Mario Singer. Ramona and Mario spent half the time promoting their Jesus jewelry and the other half convincing everyone the only thing they did more than cardio and strength training was each other. In case you didn’t read the writing on the wall, they eventually divorced becase Mario had a wandering peen. Ramona has been thirsty for middle-aged D the last few RHONY seasons, but according to a recent report, she’s now back on Mario’s.
All About That Tea reminds us all that during last seasons’ RHONY reunion, Ramona told Andy Cohen how she was on the phone with Mario. That made my eyebrows perk up since the last I had heard his name mentioned, it was followed up with a sentence that usually ended with “fucked a barely legal girl.” It seemed like theirs was a nasty split, but the Singers must have selective memory because they’ve been spotted out and about recently. Those two were spotted at a New York City bar last week filming with Sonja Morgan and Luann.
I’m glad to see the Housewives are supporting Luann’s sobriety by taking her to a, uh, bar? Maybe Sonja and Ramona just brought her in to welcome Mario back to their clique by doing a few impromptu numbers from her Countess & Friends show. Yeah, that’s definitely it. Honestly, what’s old is new again, so all we need to do is bring Alex McCord back from Australia to horrify Ramona over the fact that she lives in Brooklyn and have Jill on to finally check Bethenny for, well, anything, and it will almost be enough to forgot the last five seasons of visual Ambien were even a thing!
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