Jenna Dewan Has Filed For Divorce From Channing Tatum And Has A New Boo

October 27, 2018 / Posted by:

Jenna Dewan has dropped the ax on the chicken head that was her marriage to Channing Tatum after a six month separation that was by all means a very “conscious uncoupling” scenario (I hate myself for keeping that phrase in the vernacular. Forgive me). Divorce papers have been filed by Jenna’s lawyer with good old fashioned “irreconcilable differences” as the nondescript reason that their nine year marriage has landed in Uncle Eddie’s shitter. Channing responded to the filing shortly after.

According to Us Weekly, both parties have asked for joint custody of their 5 year old daughter Everly, which they will likely get due to the kumbaya nature of their split. This is seemingly the most peaceful, easy feeling divorce in celebrity divorce history. Well, it probably helps matters that Channing, and now reportedly Jenna, have already thrown their saddles on top of new ponies, and with the divorce over, they are now free to elevate their new side pieces to main dishes.

We already knew that Channing was getting his post-split nookie by recently hanging out with Jessi J during her tour, as the pair had been spotted having lunch and playing mini- golf in my hometown of Seattle (How did I miss that? I eat lunch in Seattle every day!). It appears that Channing definitely has a type, as I don’t think I would be able to pick Jenna and Jessi out of a line up (I am also blind, but homegirls could be the same person, right?).

Now Jenna reportedly has a new man, as she was seen getting her rocks off with a guy dressed as Wolverine (that’s pretty much all we know about him) in the sultriest of party environments, the Casamigos Halloween fete on Friday night. According to Us:

“He’s super handsome,” an onlooker told Us Weekly of the couple, who were spotted sharing a smooch at the bash on Friday, October 26. “She was introducing him to people in the group.”

The actress, 37, who was dressed as a fairy, hit the dance floor with the mystery man, who was dressed as wolverine, along with JoAnna Garcia, Chace Crawford and Nina Dobrev. “They were dancing all night,” the eyewitness added.

Ahh, there’s nothing quite like a Casamigos party full of Hollywood dude bros swirling all around you to really ramp up that sexy dance floor energy in the air. The fairy and the wolverine… sounds like a match made in heaven and congrats to Jenna for getting some fresh D post split to one of the hottest former male strippers on the planet! It must’ve taken courage to leave that sure thing.

Since all seems peaceful in the immediate family realm of the Dewan-Tatums post split, let’s turn attention to who is really being adversely affected by this divorce. Who is comforting poor Emilia Clarke over the loss of her potential threesome? This is as unjust as unjust can be. I hope poor Emilia gets a good settlement in the divorce proceedings. Will she opt for Jenna or Channing solo or take a cash buyout?

Pic: WENN.com

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