Ariana Grande Calls Piggy Smalls The “Love Her Life”
Ariana Grande seems to be doing all right post-break up with Pete Davidson. She even had the energy to yodel it out Broadway-style when she filmed a Halloween Wicked special last week. And not to mention she’s getting comfort from her adorable pet piglet, Piggy Smalls. You know the saying “Men are pigs”? No ma’am: Pigs are better than men.
Us Weekly reports that while Pete may be the one who got Piggy forever emblazoned on his side via another terrible tattoo choice, Ariana is the one who got custody after their separation. She has been so obsessed with this lil’ pig that she even dedicated an entire 3-minute music video to watching the pig walk across a bed spread.
Wednesday, a fan asked Ariana for an update on Piggy. Was she in good health and rolling around in home made mud baths with mud imported from Guadalajara? Had Ariana knit her any cute sweaters to keep her warm for the upcoming winter months? Was Piggy getting enough media attention so she can open her own Instagram account? The people wanted to know the answers, and Ariana gave them what they wanted:
the absolute love of my life …………. i have no idea what i did …… to deserve her https://t.co/H1IlME18k9
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) October 24, 2018
I’m glad that Ariana is bouncing back from a man with a pig instead of finding a pig of a man. A fan also asked Ariana what Piggy’s favorite tracks were from her new album Sweetener, to which Ariana seemed to be dismissive of Piggy’s clearly high-class tastes:
she is a pig https://t.co/A5hYZUFVHA
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) October 24, 2018
Uh, so what she’s a pig? Pigs have as elegant listening habits as anyone else! Piggy is probably a musical connoisseur and you are out here just ignoring her high-class musical talents! Put that little pig down on some piano keys and watch her write your next chorus! Piggy’s got it.
As for Pete, he did that comedy show with Judd Apatow and a fan tried to help him out with a “Pete Davidson Homelessness” GoFundMe, so hopefully he has a few dollars in his pocket for rent.
While Ariana may be getting some tender love and care from her pet pig, it’s not all sweetness and perfection. Take this Instagram post where she shows off the adorable pig but reveals what that nefarious little stinker did to her pillow:
I mean… men suck, but at least they don’t shit on your pillow. Well, not all of them (I’m looking at you, Justin Bieber).
Pic: Instagram.