Night Crumbs
Police in the town of Blackpool in England are on the lookout for a Ross Gellar look-alike who stole beer from a shop. David Schwimmer himself swears it wasn’t him (or Russ) since he was far, far away. And he re-enacted the robbery on Twitter. Hmmm… the David Schwimmer look-alike (above) looks more like David Schwimmer than David Schwimmer does in his re-enactment video. So are we sure that the real David Schwimmer hasn’t turned to a life of crime by thieving beer in Blackpool and a David Schwimmer look-alike is really running his Twitter account? The only way we’ll know which one is the real David Schwimmer is if we get them into a room together and make them pivot. It’s the only way – SOW
…Baby One More Time turned 20 years old yesterday, so since it’s a special time, I’m sure the Louvre had to double up on the guards guarding Brit Brit Spears’ pink hair pom poms. That’s where they’re at, right? – Lainey Gossip
Damn, Todrick Hall wasted no time in making a biopic about his ex – Towleroad
Why do I have a feeling that Jeff Lewis is trying to make the most of this surrogate mess by pitching Flipping Out… In Front Of A Judge to Bravo? – Reality Tea
Iggy Azalea is serving Real Doll Tangled Up In The Bed Sheets naturalness – Drunken Stepfather
Jennifer Aniston’s hair dresser of a zillion years got an award when he should really get jail time for dropping the horrific Rachel cut on humanity – Celebitchy
Another one from the Department of Kanye West Has No Idea What Comes Out Of His Mouth – Pajiba
Questions that keep me up at night: Why does the paparazzi keep showing up when Baby Megan Fox calls? – Popoholic
Do I awwww myself inside/out or scream for Jesus? – OMG Blog
No wonder Leonardo DiCatchAHo never settles down for good with one of his models. His heart forever belongs to Marty – Just Jared
It’s Ireland Baldwin getting titty fucked by a middle finger, because why not? – Hollywood Tuna
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