Hot Slut Of The Day!
Erik Agard, the Jeopardy! champion who earned some major internet points by spitting out a meme when he didn’t know the correct Final Jeopardy! answer.
Erik Agard is a 24-year-old University of Maryland graduate, a crossword puzzle master, and the owner a magnificent dandelion fro. Erik went into last night’s Jeopardy! battle with one win, and he also went into Final Jeopardy! with more money than both of his rivals combined times three. So all Erik Agard had to do was play it safe and he’d go on to another battle. The category was “Places In The News” and the clue was:
In a hint of the future, in 1973 Marjorie Post gave it to the U.S. govt. as a warm-weather presidential retreat, but it was returned.
The brain under Erik’s stunningly spectacular hair halo came up with a blank. But instead of pulling a guess out of his culo, or writing nothing, or doing what I would’ve done which is write my go-to-answer for everything “BETTY WHITE,” he trolled Alex Trebek by quoting the meme: “Oh No baby, what is you doing???”
As Alex’s nemesis, Sean Connery, cackled into the night, Alex’s face turned into a question mark and Erik said, “Too live right now.” Surprisingly enough, You Doing Baby isn’t an estate once owned by Marjorie Post. But since Erik only bet $1,000, he won the game and his two-day jackpot hit $40,001.
The thing is, I actually knew the answer to that clue and I’m dumber than a dried jizz ball clinging to an extra dry pube. So I’m throwing that “What is you doing baby?” right back at Erik!
Pic: YouTube (For Meg!)