Taylor Swift Was Touring So She Couldn’t Go To Karlie Kloss’ Wedding, Got It?

Model and international hacker Karlie Kloss got married last week to the Kushner brother who isn’t totally diabolical, Joshua Kushner. The wedding was a very small, intimate situation with less than 80 people in attendance. One of those people was notably not longtime best friend, Miss Taylor Swift. People were trying to figure out if Karlie is still in the Junior Jewels or not, but don’t worry, Taylor is ready to once again give us cryptic clues hinting at the nature of their relationship. It’s sort of like The Da Vinci Code but Taylor Swift.

After Karlie confirmed on Instagram that she got married, Taylor posted the following picture to her Instagram story just a few hours later:

Looking like a teenybopper’s Angelfire page threw up on her, Taylor wrote about how she was so busy and was just on a flight and it was “eleventy o clock” in her brain and omg she has just so much to do! Not to mention feeding the cats! So obviously because Taylor is just so busy, she missed out on Karlie’s intimate wedding, not because they actually are no longer close friends but are maintaining this facade for the mutual benefit of their images. Okay? It’s the work schedule.

Taylor Swift continued leaving her little Instagram clues by liking Karlie’s wedding confirmation post. Would someone who isn’t friends with someone like their post? I certainly think not! Especially a wedding post! That spells one thing: Friendship.

Taylor also continued her battle to save America’s democracy by getting her fans to vote, posting this to her story as well:

Yas Taylor! Bribe them with potentially appearing on you story! No, seriously, bribery is a good way to get everyone to vote, or at the very least white girls aged 18-35.

I’m glad to see that Taylor and Karlie are still dedicating the bare minimum of time to their friendship. I’m tired of these unrealistic Hollywood friendships where they’re talking all the time and always go out together and blah, blah, blah. Show me two people who are like “meh” to  hanging out with each other but still like each other’s social media posts. Show me someone who only knows their friend’s birthday because of the notification on Facebook. Show me real friends!

Pic: Wenn.com.