Night Crumbs

October 22, 2018 / Posted by:

There’s so much ugliness going on in the world right now that I owe it to the people to shed some hotness on their lives by shedding my top and letting my nipples light up their loins” thought Chris Hemsworth before going topless on the beach in Byron Bay. He’s right, but I’m sure that right after this picture was taken, the beach went dark, and it was from a giant frothy wave that formed. And no, the wave wasn’t made of water. It was made of the panty pudding that shot out of the beachgoers who saw this Thor nipple show live and in person  – Lainey Gossip

Amy Schumer is pregnant with a baby she made with her boyfriend-of-a-minute turned husband-of-a-minute, so expect her stand-up act to go from non-stop jokes about her being a drunk slut to non-stop jokes about her being a drunk slut with a baby – Just Jared

The only thing I’m getting from this picture is that Padma Lakshmi is such a foodie that she makes her makeup artistes use peanut butter as bronzer on her – Drunken Stepfather 

Austin Wolf, the porn star who posted a mile high fuck video that got a Delta flight attendant suspended, winked at Delta Airlines while accepting an award for Best Daddy. Meanwhile, why do I have a feeling that the suspended flight attendant is about to get a lawyer to wink at Austin Wolf while serving him with a lawsuit? – Towleroad

Liam Neeson and Natasha Richardson’s son is paying tribute to her by changing his last name to Richardson – Celebitchy

The alleged assault that put Janelle Evans from Teen Mom in the hospital was apparently carried out by her roid pimple of a husband David EasonReality Tea 

Prepare to be scarred by Guillermo del Toro’s PinocchioPajiba

Lily Collins’ dress looks like it’s made up of crumpled dollar bills – Popoholic

Not pictured: Bella Thorne’s 19 pussies rolling their eyes like, “Trick, stop.” – Hollywood Tuna

If I saw this picture of a New Kids train 29 years ago, I’d probably hit, punch and smack puberty real fast – SOW

Pic: Backgrid

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