Prince Hot Ginge Went To The Beach… Fully Clothed 

October 19, 2018 / Posted by:

So, let’s recap. Duchess Meghan and Prince Hot Ginge just had to smother our faces with the fact that they’re having lots of raw dogging fun by announcing that an heir has moved into her womb (or “Official Heir-Producing Property of the Royal Family” as THE QUEEN calls it). And then during their Australian tour, they further smothered our faces with their love by getting into all sorts of public displays of affection that can easily be labeled as: Goddammit, get a room already, haven’t we been through enough?!!!! Us crazed HotGingeopaths bravely dealt their heart-stabbing antics, because we thought that maybe just maybe PHG would throw us a ginger bone. Kind of like how Prince William assumed the position during a photo-op. Although, Willy could’ve kept that.

So loins probably tingled when PHG and Duchess Meghan paid a visit to Bondi Beach in Sydney today. Everything I know about Bondi Beach I learned from the nipple-hardening pictures of Hugh Jackman running around all hot and shirtless with his hot (and shirtless) trainer. So I figured that it was a law that all hot pieces must be topless when on Bondi Beach. But I guess not, because PHG showed up dressed like Jerry from accounting at a conference in Honolulu. A sad moment for us desperate pathetic hos who were hoping to be blinded by his glorious ginger nipples and blinding #FFFFFF hex color code body.

After getting lei’d (damn the person who gets to say they lei’d PHG), PHG and Meghan took part in an event to promote mental health awareness. The event, called Fluro Friday, brings out all kinds of people who sit in an “anti-bad vibe circle” and talk about their experiences with mental health. Before getting into the circle, one of the participants, Charlotte Connell, told Sky News that Meghan told her about doing prenatal yoga.

“Meghan told me that pregnancy was like having jet lag. She said she was up at 4:30 a.m. this morning doing yoga in her room as she couldn’t sleep.”

Oh, I see you, Duchess Meghan. Early morning prenatal yoga? Uh huh, more like early morning pregnant sex! The smothering of their love in our faces never ends.

Here’s more of Meghan and PHG on Bondi Beach, and yes, I’m choosing to believe that everyone looked at him like, “For why is he dressed like a suburban dad with an L.L. Bean credit card on Casual Friday at work?”

Pics: Wenn.com

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