The President Of Uganda Asked Kim Kardashian What She Does For A Living

October 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Today I learned something about the African country of Uganda: it’s a place where there’s at least one person who doesn’t really know of Kim Kardashian. I honestly thought we’d have to land on Mars before we discovered life that was blissfully unaware of Kim K, but here we are – right on Earth this whole time.

Kanye West and Kim are currently in Uganda, where he’s working on his album Yandhi, and visiting the President (aw, I hope Trump doesn’t get jealous). When Kim met with President Yoweri K Museveni, he proved he’s either clueless or an expert-level troll master by asking her what her job is.

People says Kim, Kanye, and North West all met yesterday with President Museveni (a guy who doesn’t exactly have the best human rights track record, mind you). Kanye gifted the President with a pair of Yeezys signed by both Kanye and Kim, who President Museveni referred to as “American entertainment stars.

The President also gave them Ugandan names. Kanye was given “Kanyesigye,” which means “I trust.” Kim was given “Kemigisha,” which means “the one with blessings from God.” G-o-d? That’s a funny way to spell surgeon.

Kim couldn’t hang around for too long and had to leave early. Kim told the President she had to get back to work, to which he asked what her job was. How could she pick just one? Makeup company owner, airbrushed Instagram THOT, diet lollipop spokesperson, professional selfie taker. But she narrowed it down, and said she had a TV show with her sisters.

As for how their trip has been, a source says that Kanye and Kim seem very happy together. The source adds that Kanye is thinking about extending his trip to Uganda because he wants to get involved in creating a hospitality school for higher education. He’s also been giving out more sneakers.

Kanye wants to turn Uganda into Jurassic Park. TMZ says Kanye explained his plans to the President yesterday, and he actually said the words “dinosaurs,” so he’s talking about the right Jurassic Park. He also mentioned turning Uganda into Wakanda, the fictional place from Black Panther.

Even if Kanye does make real dinosaurs for a theme park, there’s no way guests will ever see them. They’ll all be huddling around a laptop in the head office, as the smartest T-Rex tries to figure out when the next ice age is supposed to hit. “We’re all in agreement that we’d rather go extinct again than have to listen to this guy rant about the nonexistence of time!

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