In news that shocked literally every living human alive on the planet today, tomorrow and ever in time, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson broke up this weekend. I know, I was shocked as the rest of you. TMZ is now saying that they have insight into what broke up the couple and shockingly it’s not because Pete wouldn’t stop talking about what the inside of her vagina looked like.
TMZ reports that Mac Miller‘s death last month was a “life-changing fork in the road” for them. Sources say that Ariana was in “an incredibly dark place” after Mac’s overdose. We know that Ariana dropped out of the season premiere of Saturday Night Live because she was going through it, and that Twitter was out here blaming her for his overdose, so there’s a bit of evidence backing up this source.
The source continues by saying that the death helped Ariana realize she couldn’t “be fully invested in her relationship with Pete” and that she “rushed” things by getting engaged to Pete after 5 months.
Shit must have really hit the fan for these two on Sunday, because as recent as this past Saturday TMZ’s sources say that Ariana was at SNL supporting Pete. They say the couple were “kissing and holding each other backstage.” But I mean, these are two twenty-somethings so we shouldn’t be shocked they can go from “kissing and holding each other” to “breaking the fuck up, I hate you” in the span of 24-hours.
Things must be really awkward this Monday morning for the couple who was living together in Ariana’s multi-million-dollar New York apartment. Separating all their shit is going to be a mess. Since Pete saw this coming, I hope he planned ahead and has been stealing a $20 bill from Ariana’s wallet every day since they started dating (which is about $5400 so that’s how long they’ve been together). But guys, lets give credit where credit is due. A young celebrity couple breaking up before they go through the trouble of actually getting married? That’s a new one.