September’s Hot Slut Of The Month Is….

October 12, 2018 / Posted by:

The humans are rising back up on the Hot Slut of the Month scene!

Animals have taken up five of the HSOTM spots this year, and the humans only had three. But that’s changed thanks to Terry Lauerman, who is a beloved friend to the animal kingdom (specifically, pussies), and the angel who fell to earth to cuddle and nap with disabled shelter cats at Safe Haven Pet Sanctuary in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Terry is eighty tons of charm in a t-shirt, and not only has he won over the pussies of Save Haven Pet Sanctuary, he also won over the readers of this mess of a site.

Terry got 55% of the votes in September’s HSOTM battle. Nobody came close to taking him down. The Bread Thief Raccoon of Toronto tried to snatch the victory away from Terry but only got 19% of the votes.  The Ribbed Dick Building Of China tried too, but only ended up with 15%. And the Microsoft Windows Solitaire Deck from the 90s ended up in dead last with 11%.

The Eugene Bostick of catmanity will go on to the Hot Slut of the Year semi-finals next year. In the meantime, you can find him being the angelic meat in a pussy sandwich on any given day of the week.

Thanks to all who voted!

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