Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 12, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K

Solar Shades!

Every time the likes of Bella Hadid or Kendall Jenner or even Rihanna (WHY, RIRI, WHY?!) are papped in those demonic tiny devil sunglasses from the 90s, an angel goes blind. It’s time for that unholy trend to die a quick, painful death, and for it to be replaced by sunglasses that are truly classic and elegant at the same time. I’m talking about SOLAR SHADES!

To promote Back To The Future Part II in 1989, Pizza Hut sold “futuristic sunglasses” called Solar Shades. In 1989, it cost only $1.99 to display the epitome of futuristic glamour on your eyes. Those were the days. Solar Shades came in four designs, and they weren’t only gorgeously opulent decoration for your eyes. They also blocked the loads of grease flying at your face while eating pizza from Pizza Hut.

I looked for Solar Shades on eBay and couldn’t find any. So my guess is that Vogue bought every single pair available and is storing it in their archives closet because they know that the “Hollywood from Mannequin” look is timeless and should be protected. Yeah right, like Anna Wintour has that kind of impeccable fashion sense.

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