Afternoon Crumbs

October 12, 2018 / Posted by:

The teaser trailer for the live-action Aladdin movie, directed by Guy Ritchie, is out. What I’m getting from it is that on the way to the Cave of Wonders must be a full-service salon, which is why Aladdin’s (played by Mena Massoud) hair, skin, and eyebrow game is photo shoot ready fresh. I bet Genie popped out like, “Bitch, I’ll grant you three wishes as long as you give me the secrets to your flawless eyebrow situation.” – Pajiba

Marvel isn’t about to mess with the money-making formula that filled their pockets like movie theaters getting filled with panty pudding when Michael B. Jordan’s shirtless body popped up on the screen in Black PantherLainey Gossip 

If you’re gay and engaged,  but didn’t get engaged at a pop star’s concert, did you even get engaged at all? – Towleroad

My new favorite exercise is the cardio eyeroll I do every time Hilaria Baldwin talks about her post-birth body – Celebitchy

Coco Montrese needs to send NeNe Leakes a cease and desist for stealing her painted-up face – Reality Tea

Dua Lipa should go down to the free clinic and get those spots looked at – Hollywood Tuna

How many shows and movies about Ole’ Raw Hamburger Balls do we need? – Just Jared

Okay, but were these twinks even alive in 1999? Yes, I’m too lazy to Google – OMG Blog

Yes. – SOW

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