Afternoon Crumbs
The teaser trailer for the live-action Aladdin movie, directed by Guy Ritchie, is out. What I’m getting from it is that on the way to the Cave of Wonders must be a full-service salon, which is why Aladdin’s (played by Mena Massoud) hair, skin, and eyebrow game is photo shoot ready fresh. I bet Genie popped out like, “Bitch, I’ll grant you three wishes as long as you give me the secrets to your flawless eyebrow situation.” – Pajiba
Marvel isn’t about to mess with the money-making formula that filled their pockets like movie theaters getting filled with panty pudding when Michael B. Jordan’s shirtless body popped up on the screen in Black Panther – Lainey Gossip
If you’re gay and engaged, but didn’t get engaged at a pop star’s concert, did you even get engaged at all? – Towleroad
My new favorite exercise is the cardio eyeroll I do every time Hilaria Baldwin talks about her post-birth body – Celebitchy
Coco Montrese needs to send NeNe Leakes a cease and desist for stealing her painted-up face – Reality Tea
Dua Lipa should go down to the free clinic and get those spots looked at – Hollywood Tuna
How many shows and movies about Ole’ Raw Hamburger Balls do we need? – Just Jared
Okay, but were these twinks even alive in 1999? Yes, I’m too lazy to Google – OMG Blog
Yes. – SOW
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