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October 11, 2018 / Posted by:

Sources say that Duchess Meghan and Prince Hot Ginge are trying to make a royal ginger American baby and that they want a big family. Thank you, sources, for rubbing the fact that these two are bareback boning all the time into our desperate faces. But if DM and PHG ever want to speed up the process and hire a surrogate, I’m available. However, I don’t do that turkey baster shit. I only do d-in-b (dick-in-butt) insemination. I’m traditional like that – Celebitchy

Who knew that time machines were real and that Duchess Kate used one to travel back to the 90s so she could buy this dress at a mini-mall Dress Barn? – Lainey Gossip 

A Bravo mess shit on a Bravo mess for shitting on her, and I’m sure they both got a bonus check from Bravo for it – Reality Tea 

So in other words, Christopher Abbott may be a pretentious ego monster and Lena Dunham definitely is a pretentious ego monster – Pajiba

They tell me this is Lady Gaga in Elle Magazine, but thanks to that Photoshop job, are we sure it’s not Kira from Dark Crystal in a Muppet wig? – Drunken Stepfather

Charlize Theron is in Elle serving “business woman waiting for her side trick outside of a hotel during lunch hour” glamour – Hollywood Tuna

Dick Van Dyke is still alive, and he hasn’t lost his mind by donating millions to Trump – SOW

I liked Alison Brie’s ensemble a lot better when Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin wore it in Big BusinessPopoholic

DC hates dick and therefore I hate them – OMG Blog

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