Are you ready to be so shocked and surprised you have to call in sick to work, cancel all your plans for the week and go into hiding while you process it? Buckle up. Kylie Jenner is back on the lip filler train. I know! You’re all so shocked since she said she was done with filler and had it removed! But now she’s doing it again! Scandal.
21-year-old Kylie posted a picture to her Instagram story on Tuesday where she revealed that her lips had once again decided to be blessed by the gentle prick of a filler needle. Showing off her big slug lips, Kylie posted this picture:
So, a few things. One: “touch up” suggests to me that Kylie was done with filler for all of three seconds (which we knew would be the case) and has been getting her lips adjusted regularly and will continue to do so. And secondly: did trick just suggest that late in the night she ordered… lip filler? All us losers out here ordering SkipTheDishes, Kylie out here calling for hyaluronic acid.
In other Kartrashian news you definitely care about, Us Weekly says that Kylie and Travis Scott are threatening to have another child. According to Us, Kylie mentioned on an October 6th Snapchat Q&A (do you see where we are, society? Snapchat Q&As with Kylie Jenner? See where we’ve fallen?) that daughter Stormi Webster, would not be getting a sibling “right this second” so we thought we were safe from more of her procreation. But alas, it seems we were wrong. A source says that Travis and Kylie are “actively trying for another.”
“She’s still able to do everything she wants to do and be a present mom.”
Isn’t that nice that Kylie Jenner came from a wealthy family with immense amounts of fame and managed to use that fame and money to become a self-made billionaire who can afford help to take care of her child while she does Snapchat Q&As and has her lips plumped at 3am? Isn’t that so nice?
Good luck to us for when Kylie births another baby. Can’t wait for her to announce it with a full-length feature film release complete with red carpet, paparazzi and rabid fans. You know, like all loving mothers do.