Night Crumbs

Christian Siriano and Karlie Kloss are the new Tim Gunn and Heidi Klum of Project Runway after Tim and Heidi quit that bitch to do their own show for Amazon. Two things: During filming, Taylor Swift is probably going to hit the red button on her phone every time Karlie calls because she knows that trick is calling to beg her to be a guest judge on Project Runway. 2. It’s a good thing Christian took the gig, because if not, they’d probably get Santino Rice (as Tim Gunn) – Jezebel

Nothing will make you want to close your laptop like the headline: Alec Baldwin: ‘Black People Love Me’ Because Of The Donald Trump Impression – HuffPo

While wearing one of Janet Jackson’s old ones, Ciara reunited with Missy Elliot at the AMAs last night – Lainey Gossip

I was hoping that Barbra Streisand’s video for her anti-Trump ballad would be a long shot of her shitting, elegantly of course, onto a rotten pumpkin, but this works too, I guess – Towleroad

The trailer for the new Pet Sematary isn’t that scary to me, and probably because I’ve been on the wrong end of a cat’s death glare when I’ve removed the blanket it was sleeping on after I got cold – Pajiba

Just when I was about to declare Courtney Stodden the official goddess of elegance for wearing a bra and panties to the pool, I realize that bra and panties are actually a bikini. I think – Drunken Stepfather

“We do too, Stormy” said everyone who can’t eat mushrooms anymore – SOW

If you don’t care what Caitlyn Jenner has to say about things, then you’re really not going to care what her 22-year-old girlfriend has to say about things – Celebitchy

A Bravo mess came for a Bravo mess – Reality Tea 

Selena Gomez looks like the lost Fanta girl – Hollywood Tuna

Anthony Ramos, aka Lady Gaga’s best friend from A Star Is Born, will play the lead in the In The Heights movie – Just Jared

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