Rapper/shoe thrower Cardi B sat down with W Magazine for a lengthy interview about her career, her love life, pregnancy and trying to jump Nicki Minaj at the Harpers Bazaar ICONS party during New York Fashion Week. Cardi also brings up Kris Jenner’s words of money whore wisdom to her, so keep your vat of holy water close.
Cardi, who has been open about getting her body rotated and stuffed with plastic, mentioned that she will definitely be getting new breasts soon since pregnancy ruined them:
“I’m not even going to call it surgery, I’m just going to say a ‘titty renovation’.”
That’s one way to try to get straight dudes to watch HGTV. Put it on after Ass Refurbished and before Flipping Pussies.
On Cardi’s rise to fame, she also had a pit stop at demon queen Kris Jenner‘s house where the Supreme of the Kardashian Koven held her captive for seven hours, drained her blood and stole her soul. JK, she actually taught Cardi all about what makes you a good person with high morals:
“Kris told me, ‘People are going to talk badly about you, but it doesn’t really matter as long as you’re making money,’… And it’s true. If you read the online comments, it seems like everybody hates the Kardashians. Each and every one of them. But how can that be true if everything they sell sells out?”
That’s a good question, Cardi. Someone should look into what is clearly a cover up of financial proportions. Also, Kris really gets her devil claws into everyone making money, don’t she? Has everyone in Hollywood felt the icy touch of true evil?
Cardi also spoke about the infamous shoe-throwing and why she got into it with Nicki Minaj in front of couture dresses and high-class eleganza:
“For a while now she’s been taking a lot of shots at me… I spoke to her twice before, and we came to an understanding. But she kept it going. …I was going to make millions off my Bruno Mars tour, and I sacrificed that to stay with my daughter… I love my daughter. I’m a good-ass fucking mom. So for somebody that don’t have a child to like that comment? So many people want to say that party wasn’t the time or the place, but I’m not going to catch another artist in the grocery store or down the block.”
Yeah, she ain’t gonna catch you at the grocery store, Nicki shops at WholeFoods and Cardi prefers Publix, so when she sees Nicki on a red carpet she has to jump at the opportunity to jump her. I mean, Cardi joined the Bloods as a kid; I feel like she would have no fear rolling up on someone at the White House.
Cardi B really is one with her words, check out the rest of the interview to read about her thoughts on the Holocaust. Don’t worry, she actually has better opinions on things than Kanye West (hint: she believes it happened and thinks it was bad). Also check out Cardi with her man Offset at the American Music Awards last night.