Kevin Spacey Is Being Sued For Allegedly Groping A Massage Therapist

September 30, 2018 / Posted by:

The bleach poured on my fingertips, eyeball holes, brain stem, nerves, basically all of the parts of my body (down low included) is still dripping after writing about SNL covering the Brett Kavanaugh hearings in DC, and before it even has a chance to dry I must now turn our attentions over to the shady dealings of Hollywood. I never thought I’d long for a day where the most exciting headline would be “Chris Pratt And Katherine Schwarzenegger Eat Potato Salad After Church“, but alas we are living in a new day where the cockroaches have no where to run when the lights turn on, so instead of a potentially saccharine headline, we are left instead with “Kevin Spacey Is Being Sued For Allegedly Groping A Massage Therapist“.

TMZ reports that in October of 2016, Kevin hired a male massage therapist to come to a home in Malibu for a fair exchange of payment for a body treatment in the Massage Arts. If I were a richer person, I would be hooking up home massages all the time, instead I am forced to take my massages in a room with twenty other people at at a time, many of them snoring away into relaxation. I’m not complaining. Who is complaining, however, is the massage therapist known only as “John Doe“, who said he was called to the Malibu home by a third party for a treatment, and was lead by Kevin into a room where he set up his massage table and prepared to get to work.

Doe says he told Spacey to lay face down on the table, but he insisted on laying face up. In the docs, obtained by TMZ, Doe says Spacey told him he was having pain in his “groin area” … and then proceeded to grab the masseur’s hand and push it onto his testicles.

Doe says he pulled away, and Spacey stood up naked … then moved toward him and said, “you have such beautiful eyes.” Doe believed the actor was trying to kiss him. The masseur says he continued to back away, but Spacey grabbed his genitals and said something to the effect of … just let me give you a blow job.

Welp, how every John Travolta of Kevin Spacey. The massage therapist was a professional who was not there for Kevin’s reindeer games attempted sexual assault, so when things took a turn, “John Doe” said he took his table and got out of the house as soon as he could. Now he is suing Kevin for sexual battery, battery, assault and false imprisonment.

These new charges are on top of the multiple charges Kevin already faces for alleged acts of sexual misconduct both here in the U.S. and in England. He has not been charged for anything (yet), but his career has paid the price. His character Frank Underwood on “House of Cardswas killed off, he was replaced in “All The Money In The World” and his Gore Vidal biopic was canned by Netflix, among other things.

Once you’re a rich and famous actor, there are multiple people on any given night that are lined up to hump you, for payment or otherwise, seven nights a week. From Carrot Top to Bobcat Goldthwait to William Hung and beyond- if your name is know to the public, it’s pretty much a given that you can get consensual laid in a snap. Hopefully this is the last straw for Kevin and we can go back to writing about the next “IT” vanilla couple of the week. Once we are finished reporting on Kevin’s sentencing hearings, that is.

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