If your kink is the buff dude from the Kingsman movies giving you a “Prince William circa 2010” hairline, freshly-Nair’d gams, Phoebe Price sunglasses, and knock-off Doc Martens that you’d wear to a Rocketeer-themed rave, then close the door, turn down the lights, light a candle, and grab the Jergens.
There’s been paparazzi pictures of 28-year-old Taron Egerton slathered in Elton John drag to play Madonna’s biggest fan while shooting the biopic Rocketman, but Paramount has released the first official picture of Taron as a young Elton. Taron also tweeted the pic and said that even though Rocketman doesn’t come out until May 2019 (and that’s a million years away and by then we could all be on Mars after stowaway-ing on a NASA rocket out of this dumpster fire), the first trailer is coming out on Monday.
Can’t wait for you all to see the trailer Monday. Words cannot describe how proud and excited I am.
Rocketman follows young Elton from his years at the Royal Academy of Music to the 70s. It also stars Bryce Dallas Howard, Richard Madden, Jamie Bell, and Gemma Jones.
I know that Taron plays young Elton and I sort of see it, but I cannot give my for-real opinion until I see him working a replica of the diamond cock ring that Eminem bought Elton. Do it for your art, Taron!