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September 28, 2018 / Posted by:

The seal who bitch-slapped down a kayaker with an octopus!

Kyle Mulinder and friends were out kayaking (and yes, whenever I hear “kayak,” I think of TAKE A KAYAK!) off the coast of Kaikōura in New Zealand when they all saw a seal get into it with an octopus below the waters. Kyle told Australia’s Seven News (via The Guardian) that they were just sitting there, taking in the sight of a seal effortlessly destroy an octopus as though it was Naomi Campbell and that octopus was a bland lesser.

Kyle works for GoPro and so had one strapped to his kayak, recording everything. The thing is, that when you go into someone’s house without them inviting your ass and then watch them eat, they may not like it and may slap down your rude ass. That’s exactly what the seal did. It performed a trash metal remix of Mariah Carey’s GTFO by jumping out of the water and slapping the face skin off of Kyle. But the seal didn’t want to dirty itself so it slapped a bitch down with its food before making an ultra dramatic exit.

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新しい @gopro #Hero7Black で衝撃映像撮れた🤣🤣 4K60fpsの安定化オンで撮ったからここまで驚いて全部撮れてた!こんな楽しいカヤックはじめて!!音声も海とかのガチャガチャ音ないし最高! @barekiwi getting octopus smashed into his face by a seal⁉️ I’ve never had such an amazing kayak everrrrr!! I am super stoked that the new @goproanz #Hero7Black captured without missing a thing although we shook so much, #hypersmooth the stabilisation managed it so well!! I made a little montage to show how good the audio came out!! No noises super clean!! Thanks to @kaikourakayaks @purenewzealand @kaikouranz @goprojp @howtodadnz @snapair for such an epic trip!! #gopro #ゴープロ #ゴープロのある生活

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Kyle said that the seal slappin’ went down in a split second, but he knew he got an almost-dead-octopus-to-the-face:

“I was like ‘mate, what just happened?’ It was weird because it happened so fast but I could feel all the hard parts of the octopus on my face.”

Because Kyle works for GoPro, part of me thinks this is all just a PR stunt and the seal was in on it. If that’s the case, then that seal is a flawless actor and knows how to bust out a devastating slap that would make Joan Collins proud. Quick, get that seal on the hideous Dynasty reboot. Bitch would save the show!

Pic: Instagram (Thanks to all who sent it in!)

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