Afternoon Crumbs

September 28, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K

It’s been a week and so you deserve to lie down and soothe your nerves while gently resting your head onto Christopher Meloni’s pasty white nalgitas. Although, in these pictures of a chonies-less Christopher Meloni shooting scenes for his TV show Happy, his butt cheeks look a little stressed out. And yes, I see you hos offering to de-stress his ass by running it a Calgon bath and pouring it a glass of red wine – Just Jared

As Shia LaBeouf and FKA Twigs bump arty fuck parts, their exes Mia Goth and Robert Pattinson posed at the San Sebastian Film Festival premiere of their new movie. And Mia Goth is giving me Robert Palmer girl if Robert Palmer performed on Saturn – Lainey Gossip

Excuse me while I make the same face at Jane Fonda that she made at Megyn Kelly – Pajiba

Kim Richards is no longer on probation – Reality Tea

You can now listen to Robyn’s Honey without having to watch Girls – Towleroad

Tiffany Haddish could’ve been tusslin’ with New York and Hottie for Foofy Foofy’s love – SOW

Hard nipples: Bella Hadid’s got ’em – Drunken Stepfather

Hard nipples: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s got them too – Popoholic

Hard nipples: And so does Alexander Skarsgard! – IWish.org

Pic: Backgrid

Tags: Afternoon Crumbs, NSFW

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