Night Crumbs
The trailer for the X-Men movie Dark Phoenix is out, and I simply can’t take it seriously. I’m sorry but the scene with Storm (played by Alexandra Shipp) using an umbrella during a rainstorm at a funeral doesn’t make any sense. If it started raining at a funeral, she’d obviously use her powers to stop that shit so it wouldn’t mess up her hair and beauty. Ridiculous! – Pajiba
“Rob looks so comfortable holding that baby and probably because he’s used to holding the secret baby he made with Kristen Stewart” thought every crazed Robsten fan – Lainey Gossip
Kristen Bell’s poor children are going to wander through the world not knowing when their real birthday is and it’s all because of her laziness and LIES!!!!!! – Celebitchy
The husband of a Real Housewife of Potomac is in trouble for allegedly groping a camerman – Reality Tea
Personally, if my man was going to propose to me at an Xtina concert, I’d prefer he proposed to me in ass-less leather chaps as she dropped her cooch while singing Dirrty. But that’s just me – Towleroad
Um, Stephen Colbert should’ve interviewed that puppeh-in-need instead! – Popoholic
FYI, Emily RideAJetski poses for photo shoots other than ones that are for Instagram – Hollywood Tuna
The awful news is that Dr. Kimberly Shaw from Melrose Place got cancer, the good news is that she destroyed it like she destroyed Melrose Place – SOW
And since you may need some soul-lifting drops of happy today, here’s one of America’s sweethearts as one of America’s sweethearts. Just forget that Tom Hanks is responsible for giving us Chet Haze – Just Jared
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