As everyone and their Thetans know, Anti-Scientology Warrior Queen Leah Remini has made a second career out of calling out the head bitches of the Cult of L. Ron Hubbard for the way Scientologists have been treated while in the group of L. Ro worshipers and after leaving it. Leah has really gone in on the Jesus of Scientology, Tom Cruise, and called him “diabolical,” said he’s untouchable in Scientology, and that he could easily bring down the Crazy Kingdom of E-Meters if he wanted to (which I’m sure he doesn’t since he’s probably addicted to the feeling of a thousand tongues up his Scientolohole). And now Leah’s saying that he could also rip Suri Cruise out of Katie Holmes‘ arms for talking to her.
Leah did an interview with La Palme Magazine (via UsWeekly) and talked about her Emmy-winning show Leah Remini: Scientology And The Aftermath. Leah said that the people who work on her show have been harassed by Scientologists, and then said that she didn’t think she would ever be the face of the anti-Scientology movement. Leah praised the ex-Scientologists who speak out, and then guessed that Little Lord Tommy’s ex-wives, Katie Holmes and Nicole Kidman, haven’t said shit because of non-disclosure agreements they probably signed in exchange for their freeeedom. Leah used to be friends with Katie but thinks that if they had dinner together, Tommy would show up in a cloud of Xenu ass farts to snatch away Suri.
“I thought comedy would be my life. I don’t consider myself a champion. The people who speak on the show are champions. But I keep wondering — why haven’t Katie Holmes or Nicole Kidman spoken out? I assume they were forced to sign prohibitive documents. Trust me, Katie’s not allowed to have a meal with me and we used to be close friends. She could lose custody of Suri. It’s quite sick, really.”
Leah quit Scientology in 2013, but began to think that something in the barley water wasn’t clean at Tom and Katie’s wedding in 2006 after she was shut down for asking where Scientology leader David Miscavige’s missing wife Shelly Miscavige was.
So what Leah Remini is saying is that Katie may have signed something that states if she so much as whispers a word to a filthy SP, not to mention to the Empress of SPs, she will have violated an agreement with Tom and will have to hand over 12-year-old Suri (yes, 12, we’re all ancient now) to him. While I do believe that Tom probably made Katie sign some crazy controlling shit to show her that he’s always got the upper hand, I don’t know if he’d actually come to collect the daughter he’s reportedly not seen for eons. Sure, Tom would just get a team of nannies and other Scientologists to take care of Suri, but as soon as he walked into his closet of heels and lifts and saw her playing with his shoes, he’d send her right damn back to Katie. Nobody touches daddy’s cha-cha heels!