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September 26, 2018 / Posted by:

The spectacular ribbed dick building in China!

I’ve never wanted to go sky diving before, but I may have to look into going sky diving in the southwestern province of Guangxi in China. And yes, I plan to go sky diving naked. And yes, I plan to lube myself up before going sky diving. And yes, when I land b-hole first onto that ribbed dick building, I’m still going to say, “Is it in yet?

You may have looked at the pictures of the new dick and balls building in Guangxi and thought, “Oh look! Scientology opened up a Celebrity Centre in China.” But Shanghaiist says that it’s the Guangxi New Media Center and it opened last month after two years of construction. Now, you don’t have to be a dick-brained dick obsessor to see a big, giant white dick when looking at that building. But after everyone looked at it and said, “Dat’s a dick!“, local media told everyone to get their pile of dried jizz they call a brain out of the gutter, because the building wasn’t modeled after a giant uncut peen with perky huevos. They say it was modeled after the ribbed landscape found in the Guangxi providence. Like this, and if I squint, it still looks like a short, fat, wrinkly dick to me.

The best part about this, besides the Guangxi New Media Center looking like my kind of building, is that at the grand opening, they shot fireworks from the tip.

That building should maybe visit the free clinic since it’s shooting a red load that burns. But with that being said, it’s a good thing for me that I don’t live anywhere nearing that building. Because if I did, my b-hole wouldn’t be able to control itself and it’d suck to that building and climb up that thing like the MPRaccoon.

Pics: Shanghaiist (Thanks to all who sent this in!)

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