If your ears had eyes (ear eyeballs?) they may roll to and fro over Justin Theroux trying to be the most ironic-est hipster whoever ironic-ed. Allison and I pick apart Justin Theroux’s New York Times interview from his lying about never wearing shorts to him comparing Chinatown to a Britney Spears song. From there, we get into Weight Watchers becoming WW and the beautiful lesbian moment that happened on an episode of the Vietnamese The Bachelor. We also declare Aaron Carter the premiere lothario of Instagram and shed French-Canadian tears over THE GREATEST SINGUH IN DA WORLD taking her final bow as the Residency Queen of Las Vegas. But seriously, she’ll be back, but that’s not me calling Celine Dion a liar, because that’s a sin!!!!!!!!!!! (But she’ll totally be back.)
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