While saying slavery was a choice and expressing the desire to bone your wife’s sisters might be A-OK in Kanye West’s book, other dudes talking about boning his wife ain’t Kosher at all! In what appears to be an audition to be America’s Next Top Vlogger, Kanye goes off on the guys who talk about having sex or implying they sex with Kim Kardashian. While that could honestly be a Declaration of Independence-length list of names, he particularly called out Nick Cannon, Drake, and Tyson Beckford.
TMZ says Kanye is a tad pissed about Nick’s recent interview with VladTV where he talks about dating Kim pre-plastic surgery (Ha! So they dated when Kim was a zygote?) and how she had issues with what she called her “Armenian nose” and how the 2018 Kim is the result of her insecurities. You can see the whole thing below:
Considering Kanye will start a 128-part Twitter thread if someone so much as coughs at what he perceives to be the wrong octave, he went off on Nick for being out of line…since he’s out of his “Sunken Place”:
And while he was at it (and after a train went by lol), he told Drake to cut the shit making people think he’s singing in his latest song about doing a little Cupid Shuffle over to bone Kim:
He maintains he should have told Pusha T to not do a Drake diss track, but he also says it wasn’t cool for Drake to sing about a so-called “KiKi” when everyone knows that’s Kim’s nickname. ‘Ye says he would never sing about a “RiRi,” but I think that has less to do out of respect and more out of a need to still have Rihanna work with his ass on future shit since the wrath of RiRi should scare anyone over that of Wheelchair Jimmy. THEN, he also tells Tyson that he shouldn’t body shame his wife:
Anyone else not sitting right with your spirit, Kanye? Want to bring up Kris Humphries? Ray J? The ghost of Virginia Woolf? Basically, Yeezy says any chatter about his family or his wife are OFF limits, and if you break that rule, you’re going to have to talk to him. Sheesh, we all break that rule, so it sounds like all of us are going to be getting a video of Kanye yelling at us sent straight to our phones like that U2 album nobody ever asked for!