Looks like the people over at DC were inspired by their latest Batman, Ben Affleck, much more than anyone first thought. Not really by his performance of Batman itself, but by the performance of his dick somewhere else. Does art imitate life or life imitate art? Who knows.
Vice is reporting that in the first of a three-issue miniseries called Damned, our favorite extremely rich and broody super hero Batman, shows us his tool, and not one from around his belt, honey. That’s right: Batman shows dick, and we aren’t talking Grayson. The NSFW (Is comic book dick NSFW?) is after the cut, and like Batman, Batdick is moody as hell and lurks in the shadows.
My thanks to writers Brian Azzarello and Lee Bermejo who decided that Batman’s cut dick was relevant to the plot development of this narrative. Thank you for your hard work. Although because the people over at DC are stick in the muds, they censored the dick moment in the online versions of the comic. Batman’s penis will only be available on my computer’s hard-drive as well as physical copies of Damned.
This first issue of Damned is also the first issue from DC’s mature Black Label imprint; it sees Batman grabble with amnesia while solving the Joker’s murder. With two more issues of Damned scheduled to come out, we will hopefully have some more Batdick in the future. Fingers crossed.
There’s also going to be a “gritty” Superman series on Black Label. One called Year One which is due out in November and another, The Other History of the DC Universe in December. So maybe there’s some Superpeen on the horizon? Oh god I hope so! Oh god I hope this means they keep Henry Cavill as Superman. Bring on the super penis!