Kanye West Claims He’s Moving Back To Chicago For Good

September 19, 2018 / Posted by:

Chance The Rapper is really putting his neck out for his friend and fellow Chicagoan Kanye West. At a recent function they announced that they are working on a new album together and, according to TMZ, Kanye followed that news up by announcing he was moving back to Chicago. Permanently. His exact words were “I gotta let y’all know that I’m moving back to Chicago and I’m never leaving again”. I hope the windy city is ready for the gust of hot air coming its way.

TMZ reports that Kanye’s already found a new home in Chicago but that he and his family are not leaving Calabasas entirely. He is moving the Yeezy offices over, but he and wife Kim Kardashian are keeping all of their LA properties. So, it’s not like he’s “moving” moving to Chicago, it’s more like he plans on visiting a lot and Chance would prefer not to find Kanye on his couch, scribbling away in his notepad when he walks downstairs in the morning to grab a glass of O.J.

We know Kim ain’t going no fucking where. But the fact that Kanye wants to establish a permanent residence in Chicago might indicate he is coming down with a severe case of the Audacity of Hopes, and is looking for a way to jump start his political career. According to his freshly wiped Insta feed (nothing on there is older than a week, but he’s been a busy, busy beaver), Kanye has spent the week in Chicago visiting his old house (or an old house, who knows if it was actually ever Donda’s House) and pressing the flesh of the locals.

And he’s been keeping company with some old friends, like conservative commentator Candace Owens.

It really just seems like Kanye is in Chicago because people are nice to him there, and many a young rapper or musician is willing kiss his ass for a chance of momentary promotion by proximity.

When you’re a pretty big fish in a very big pond (LA), but you have toxic diarrhea in that pond and all the other fishes are like “fuck you dude, you nasty” the only logical thing to do is call your homeboy who lives in that other, smaller pond (CHI) and ask if you can come through. But what do you think is going to happen when that nasty fish shits the smaller pond, as he ultimately must? I guess we’ll find out on the next episode of Kanye West Presents: Masterpiece Theater!

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