Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that William Bradley Pitt is a fun and great dad! Despite the fact that his visits with his children are still monitored by Department of Children and Family Services, they are frequent and fun! According to Us Weekly, now that the temporary custody agreement he and Angelina Jolie barely agreed to is over, Brad spends quality time his brood every other day. The bad new is, Us claims their custody battle is “far from over” *sad trombone*.
Us Weekly reports:
During Pitt’s sessions with Pax, 14, Zahara, 13, Shiloh, 12, and twins Vivienne and Knox, 10, the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood actor “is active with the kids,” says the insider. (At 17, Maddox is free to make his own decisions about which parent to spend time with.)
I guess this long awaited access to the kids is a win for Brad, but won’t somebody please think of the children? What kid wants to change houses every other day. It must be exhausting. And jarring. Those two households couldn’t be more different. One parent probably lets them play with knives while the social worker isn’t looking, the other parent is a knife.
A source claims that Brad spends “Four hours a day on school days and 12 hours on nonschool days”, but doesn’t mention how many of those hours are spent with a chiropractor to treat the whiplash the Pitt-Jolie kids must be suffering from. Maybe Brad makes a fun game of it by having everybody play Twister Yoga.
A Brad source also commented on the change to Angelina’s legal team, suggesting it was a stall tactic. They claim that when Angie parted ways with Laura Wasser, it was “another delay in the process”. I suppose we should expect this Us Weekly report to be followed shortly by a People Magazine article claiming that Brad has been forcing the children to watch The Tourist on repeat in an effort to poison them against her. All we know for sure is that this mess is probably going to drag on until each of those kids is old enough to decide they want to go live with Maddox in a tree house.