Hot Slut Of The Day!
Emily Heller!
Emily Heller is a comedian, writer, podcaster, and she’s a producer on Bill Hader’s show Barry, which is why she was at the Emmys last night. Emily Heller can also add “photo agency troll” to her resume, because she carried a purse that made non-Getty photographers drop their cameras, roll their eyes, and keep it moving. Okay, now I know that the sight of an Emily Heller at the Emmys isn’t exactly making photographers shank each other in the throat and break each other’s lenses to get EXCLUSIVE shots of her (they were probably saving those moves to get the first shots of Kiki Dunst’s spectacular nursing chichis), but a good troll move is a good troll move.
Emily tweeted the pics with this caption:
You know who was really excited to take pictures of this purse?
@gettyimages. You know who wasn’t? Every other photographer there.#emmys
And here’s what the pic of Emily’s watermark purse looks like on Getty’s site with the watermark. Watermarkception!
Getty has been known for being the Taylor Swift of photo agencies, because they will sue a trick for a crazy amount of money for copyright infringement. So Emily Heller needs to fire up a free copy of QuickBooks, because if Getty hits her with a $500 million lawsuit threat for using their logo without permission, she can immediately hit them back with a $501 million invoice for publicity, bitch!
Pics: Steve Grantiz/Wireimage, John Shearer/Getty