Night Crumbs
While many of us have been over here, pronouncing Chrissy Teigen’s last name as TEE-GEN, she’s been thinking to herself, “Bitch, it’s TIE-GEN, but okay.” Chrissy says everyone has been saying her last name wrong, and she doesn’t correct them, because she doesn’t ever correct people. To prove that she’s not just fucking with people for re-tweets, she got her mom to confirm. Or got her mom to shamelessly lie for her!!! Whatever the case may be, I too have a last name that 99% of people say wrong, and I never correct them. I especially don’t correct a bill collector when they call and butcher my last name while asking for me. I can be 100% truthful when I say, “That’s not me, and I don’t know anyone with that last name, thankyouverymuch” – SOW
Duchess Meghan did a cookbook. It’s a charity cookbook with the survivors of the Grenfell fire, so I’m sure there’s not a recipe using the tears us Prince Hot Ginge-a-holics shed on his wedding day – Lainey Gossip
My money went toward the $16 million that A Simple Favor brought in this weekend, and it shames me to say this, but I was into it, Blake Lively’s bootleg Marlene Dietrich tuxedos and all – Pajiba
Cardi B denies posting transphobic shit and blamed it on an old Facebook page that she doesn’t have access to and hasn’t tried to get shut down for some reason – Towleroad
Oh, it’s just Paris Jackson looking like she’s starring in Freeform’s Stevie Nicks biopic – Drunken Stepfather
“Why oh why have I been forced to pose in a picture with these unglamorous regulars?” is what that hot bitch with Charo hair on Lisa Vanderpump’s lap is thinking – Reality Tea
It looks like two furry moles are taking a nap on Margot Robbie’s feets – Popoholic
Eliza Dushku married a piece who looks like his luscious silver locks are just dripping with MONAY – Just Jared
Either Lindsay Lohan is being held hostage, she’s coming down, or she just really misses the aroma of boxed white wine and whatever perfume she stole from her daughters wafting off of White Oprah – OMG Blog
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