I know: celebrities being spotted at marriage court is so different from what we usually hear. Usually it’s divorce court. I mean, that’s probably these two’s next stop, but lets give it a few months.
Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin have said that they were in no rush to get to the altar even though they were so in love with each other. It seems like that notion went to shit when they realized how much publicity this shit is spinning up, because those two are moving fast.
TMZ is reporting that Justin and Hailey visited the Marriage Bureau in NYC yesterday. “Several eyewitnesses” say that Justin was “emotional”. These eyewitnesses also say that the man-boy who dresses like he sources his wardrobe from dumpster bins in Venice Beach after a psychedelics festival, was sobbing happy people tears and said to Hailey:
“I can’t wait to marry you, baby.”
Yeah, I think that spending half a million dollars on a ring gives a pretty strong statement as to your desire to lock a trick down. Another source says that Justin told a court official: “Thanks for keeping it on the DL.” And yet another source says that the person dealing with them was a “judge” suggesting that the two got legally married but TMZ can’t confirm.
Oh, did you think we were done with the sources? No ma’am: I have one more. Remember that rumor about Hailey and Justin moving to Canada? This last source seems to have some insight on this, saying that they overheard Justin and Hailey talking about how they were “leaving the country,” so maybe it’s true? Maybe they’re going to get some free healthcare up in the Great White North?
Looks like Justin Bieber is almost officially off the market. All those Beliebers are probably sharpening their Internet shanks and preparing the verbal abuse they plan on sending Hailey’s way. Sorry Beliebers, looks like you’re one step closer to losing your man. On the bright side, Hailey’s dad, Stephen Baldwin is one step closer to booking an acting gig.