Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Dre Kirkpatrick of the Cincinnati Bengals (that’s football to my fellow sports dum dums) did a little promo and community work yesterday by dropping into a nursing home in town before their game against the Baltimore Ravens. Dre threw a tailgate party for the memaws and pepaws complete with a DJ who busted out a mix of Regulate and Next Episode.

Dre probably thought he might get a toe tap or a head nod (or a “motherfucker, this party is trash without a Wertherstini or a Metamucil daiquiri” look) from the oldies, but today’s HSOTD gave him more than that and HOW! One lady turned that bitch out and gave everyone a show when she shook her shit. The voice of Nate Dogg just does that to a memaw, I guess.

In the span of 30 seconds, ole’ girl busted out a quick twerk, The Walker, The Twist, and the “come here, little brat, so I can slap you down with this slipper” move. She dared her hip to break and that hip knew better than to mess up this funky good time.

Our current reigning HSOTM, Mary Halsey, works in a nursing home. Sadly, she doesn’t work in that nursing home, because she lives in Rhode Island. But still, Mary and this Fly Girl Memaw should get together and hit the road. Hip hop would never be the same again!

Pic: Twitter (For Pushy)

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